Tuesday, July 12, 2011

While Halfheartedly Watching the All-Star Game

Brief but serious question: Do MLB players all secretly have stage names? I swear, some of these are great, but put them all together into one organization and they're just too interesting a combination to not wonder about. Jacoby Ellsbury? Jhonny Peralta? Prince Fielder? Willy Mo Pena? Trot Nixon? Coco Crisp? Okay, so Coco is a nickname I guess, but Cavelli Loyce Crisp isn't much more normal.
Just saying.

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